Who Was Icarus, Anyway?

Those of you who are absolutely overeducated will know Icarus was the guy from Greek myth who made his own set of wings but flew too close to the sun  with them. The result was the wax in the wings melted and he, um...crashed and died.

Here's a Cedar Waxwing, not to be confused with the slightly larger and harder to find Bohemian Waxwing. And yes, there is waxy stuff on their secondary wings the purpose of which is still a mystery. I'm pretty sure these birds don't crash on sunny days though.

Or maybe they do...Cedar Waxwings eat so much fruit they some times get drunk from eating overly ripe, fermented berries. MADD should step in right away.